CARNIVAL PART

On the Grounds

Let the Fun Continue – Part II

If the Carnival Party faithful and curious public did not enjoy the previously described SENATOR JOHN ENSIGN KISSING BOOTH, the SHARRON ANGLE SHOOTING GALLERY, the BEATLE EXHIBIT with the record burning or the other front entrance attractions, the newer booths, rides and exhibits on the far side of the grounds have plenty to offer.

The first newer exhibit is the CANDIDATE CHRISTINE O’DONNELL SCIENCE & ETHICS EXHIBIT. This EXHIBIT was quickly built to replace the CHRISTINE O’DONNELL WITCHCRAFT & LUST EXHIBIT which was just too repulsive to the Carnival Party brass.  The employed carnies refused to build it.  In any event, the SCIENCE & ETHICS EXHIBIT was viewed to be more in tune with the Carnival Party philosophy and intellect. The following videos from the O’Donnell archives show why she is such an attractive candidate for the Carnival Party.

Next to the O’DONNELL EXHIBIT, and a lot more attractive to the wealthier patrons on the grounds, is the SARAH PALIN – MICHELLE BACHMANN PHOTO BOOTH. The booth is an exact replica of the setting in Minnesota where during a previous rally one could have a picture taken with the two “common folks” ladies for a mere ten grand, yes $10,000.  That’s a lot of Joe Montana or Bret Favre rookie cards.

Going further up the grounds, and a real “E” ticket, is the GOVERNOR MARK SANDFORD APPALACHIAN RIDE where the rider begins an innocent mountain hike and then gets transported to some exotic foreign country where their nonspouse soul-mate is awaiting them.

Using the most up to date technology, the final attraction in this area is the NEW YORK MINUTE CARL PALADINO INTERNET EXHIBITION.  Of course, admission to this EXHIBITION is restricted to those 18 and older – no problem for the Carnival Party crowd.  Offered below are individual examples of gubernatorial candidate Paladino’s written and photo emails which, to say the least, would not be rated below XXX http://wnymedia.net/paladino/

Finally, just beyond the PALADINO EXHIBITION is a vacant area that the Carnival Party plans on developing after the November 2010 elections.  The only structure partially constructed is the FOX NEWS EMPLOYMENT CENTER.  The CENTER is expected to have one section for conducting victory parties and a second section with an office for taking applications for employment from losers.  Losers will be able to obtain counseling from Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee.  Book deals will be offered.

Based on the Carnival Party’s decision to postpone further development until after the November election, further Carnival Party segments posted here will also be postponed until after the election.  However, don’t get depressed, you will still have “Lefty’s Lunchbox” to read as well as other new segments being developed.