The Final Attraction
Looking down on the Carnival Party event grounds, the enthusiastic carnies and attendees seem to all be descending upon the last attraction that the organizers erected for the entertainment and enjoyment of their recruits.
This last attraction, designed in honor of senatorial candidate Linda McMahon of Connecticut, late of World Wrestling Entertainment fame, is the MCMAHON WOMENS CENTER. It was explained that this CENTER was built to attract female support to the Carnival Party so as to enhance the female vote for the Tuesday election.
Currently featured at the CENTER are videos and photos of various male Carnival Party supporters from around the country stomping or hitting women. It was thought that this presentation might pose a problem, but focus groups led by Carnival barkers Beck and Limbaugh and run by Fox News demonstrated that there would be no problem. It was observed that the focus group participants were so entertained and laughed so hard at the visuals that the crosses worn around their necks and the racist signs they were carrying went flying due to the gyrations of the participants.
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For all entering the CENTER, there will also be a form to order a free one-month supply of steroid supplements. Organizers viewed this gift as a sure winner with attendees, especially for those who may want to beat a woman in the future, or for those who need additional muscle strength to lift their guns or their bellies.
There is no doubt that the booths, rides, sideshows, etc. offered to attract people to the grounds and the Carnival Party, has energized this group for election day. Although it has been clearly pointed out that the vast majority of Carnival Party supporters will not benefit but, in fact, will be harmed by the Carnival Party agenda, the mostly super wealthy, white males running the show have convinced these folks otherwise. This will be explored further in a final segment after the Tuesday election.
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There is no doubt that the booths, rides, sideshows, etc. offered to attract people to the grounds and the Carnival Party, has energized this group for election day. Although it has been clearly pointed out that the vast majority of Carnival Party supporters will not benefit but, in fact, will be harmed by the Carnival Party agenda, the mostly super wealthy, white males running the show have convinced these folks otherwise. This will be explored further in a final segment after the Tuesday election.
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